That's the Blue Nile down there. We must be out of Egypt by now.
In ancient times, all this still belonged to the upper kingdom.
The oasis must be around here somewhere.
Don't worry. We'll find him. He's a smart kid.
He'll leave us a sign.
Surprised to see me?
Leaving bread crumbs, huh?
We're in trouble!
Horus, fly!
Izzy, come hard right! Starboard! Starboard!
Was there a little something you forgot to mention?
People?
Ahm Shere.
Right.
He's back!
Hang on!
Well, that's not good.
Hang on!
Mom?
Dad?
We're gonna go get my son.
Then we're gonna want to get out of here fast, so make this work, Izzy.
You don't understand. This thing was filled with gas. Not hot air, gas.
I need gas to get this thing in the air. Where am I gonna get gas around here?
Bananas? Mangoes? Tarzan's ass?
Maybe I could finagle it to take hot air.
But do you know how many cubic meters I'd need? It's too big!
If anybody can fill this thing up with hot air, Izzy, it's you.
Come to Daddy.
So, Rick, what's the plan?
Let's find some higher ground.
- I must go. - Where?
To tell the commanders where we are.
- If the Army of Anubis arises... - I need you to help me find my son.
Then first I shall help you. Thank you.
Look. Roman legionnaires.
And here, turn-of-the-century French. Napoleon's troops.
What in the name of Anubis did this?
- You hear that? - What?
Nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
My word!
I say, chaps, look at this.
Shrunken heads. I'd love to know how they do that.
Just curious.
You any good with that?
Three times Fox and Hound's grand champion. You any good with that?
You'll know soon enough...
because the only way to kill an Anubis warrior is by taking off its head.
I'll remember that.
Try to remember to...
just keep it tight in the shoulder and...
lead the target a little bit, and then...
squeeze the trigger... don't pull it.
I won't miss.
Pyramid.
Cripes, I'm in trouble now.
Now may I kill him?
- Retrieve that bracelet. - With pleasure.
Something is coming.
That's my husband and my son down there.
Make me proud.
Today's that day, Evy.
Where's the boy?
The Black Book!
Let's go!
There you are!
The time has come, my little friend.
Let go!
- Dad! - Alex!
Time to remove that bracelet, my good son.
Behind you!
- Let's go. - Thank God for that.
The two of you must sacrifice yourselves for me.
You shall be rewarded in heaven!
Nice shootin', Tex.
- What were those creepy pygmy things? - Just the local natives.
- Are you sure? - I'm sure. It was nothing.
Come on, Mom. Come on, Dad. We have to get to the pyramid.
I have to get the bracelet off now!
Leave it on. Looks good on you.
No, you guys, you don't understand.
It'll kill me if I don't get inside the pyramid before the sun hits it...
today!
Oh, my God.
Time to go!
I thought you said it was nothing!
Where's Jonathan?
Look! There's a burial ground! We're safe! We're safe!
They'll never cross those sacred stones!
- You are sure? - Yes, of course I'm sure.
Sorry. My mistake.
- Wait for me! - Hurry up, Jonathan!
Wait for me!
- What's that for? - Just something in case of an emergency.
Let's go, Alex.
Run! Come on, Alex, faster!
Dad! The bracelet!
Come on! Come on!
You know...
it's not easy being a dad.
Yeah, but you do it really good.
Thanks.
They made it. Thank God.
Yes. Great.
Fabulous.
- She's going to be all right, isn't she? - She'll be fine.
Take him.
Mommy's fine.
It's okay.
Your mother's going to be fine. Okay?
You're real strong. You're gonna make it.
You're fine.
What do I do?
Take care of Alex.
Sweetheart, no.
I love you.
Come back, Evy.
Come back.
Stay here.
Try to think of it like this, Alex.
She's gone to a better place.
- Like it says in the good book. - The book!
- What? - That's it.
- That's it! - That's what?
Come on, Uncle Jon! That's it! The book!
You're too late, O'Connell.
I have released the Army of Anubis.
Lord Imhotep shall soon kill the Scorpion King...
and take command.
Not after I get through with him.
You realize, of course, that this can only be done...
by someone who can actually read ancient Egyptian.
I don't know about you, but I'm a tad rusty.
- Now where? - We go right.
How do you know?
Basically, "This way to the Scorpion King."
Mum taught me.
This just might work.
It's time someone taught you a lesson, wench. Come on.
This is for my sister.
Is that all you've got?
Hurry up, Alex!
Uncle Jon, I don't know what this last symbol is!
What's it look like?
It's a bird. A stork!
I know that one! I know that one!
Then what is it?
That's it!
Why don't you pick on somebody your own size?
Oh, my God.
- Evy! - Take Alex. Go and help Rick.
- But, Mom... - No "buts."
Come on.
I'll be just fine.
- We did it, Uncle Jon! - Right, partner.
Now let's go help your dad.
That's a little something new.
My lord!
Save me! Save me!
Okay, now I'm a believer.
It's a spear!
The golden stick thing! It's a spear!
Really? Doesn't look like a spear!
That's because it opens up into one!
Yes? And?
It opens up into a spear!
- Twist it! - Push!
You have to pull!
Jonathan, quick!
Throw it! Kill the Scorpion King!
Send his army back to the Underworld!
Step aside, Alex. I'm a professional.
Go to hell, and take your friends with you!
Get out of here! Just get out of here!
Hang on, Rick!
Let's go up!
This whole damn place is gonna get sucked up! Let's move up! Go!
Go, Alex!
Rick, we're trapped!
Get your butts moving! Hurry up! I haven't got all day!
You're next! Go!
Jonathan! Hold on!
- Pull him up! - Pull me up!
Wait! Wait! Let me down! Let me down!
- It's not worth your life, you idiot! - Yes, it is! Yes, it is!
Right.
Pull me up! Pull me up!
- O'Connell, you almost got me killed! - At least you didn't get shot.
Thank you! Thank you!
O'Connell, who the hell have you been messing with this time, huh?
You know, the usual.
Mummies, pygmies...
big bugs.
I thought I almost lost you there.
For a moment there, you did.
Would you like to know what heaven looks like?
Later.
- Oh, please! - Oh, please!
- That's half mine, you know. - What?
- That's half mine. - What are you talking about?
You took my gold stick!
I swear on the head of my wife, I have no idea what you're talking about.
You ain't got a wife!
I don't have your gold stick either!